Just had my gallbladder removed.
Son: You have owies?
Me: Four owies.
Son: Can I see?
Me: Sure *lifts up shirt*
Son: 1-2-3 on here and 1 here. You have an owie on your penis?
Me: …. No Son, on my belly button. *points* This is my belly button.
Husband: And *points* there is your belly button.
Son: Your owie on your belly button, not your penis?
Me: Yes, exactly. Remember I don’t have a penis.
Son: Oh. But daddy has a penis? *stares*
Husband: Yes, but I am not showing you my penis